Friday, 20 April 2012

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows


last night, i watched Sherlock Holmes part 2. it was amazing. i was feeling sleepy before the movie and i got such adrenaline rush that i couldn't even sleep 2 hours after the movie was complete. spellbound direction, Guy Ritchie, has done something great. it was better then the first. the story was not that much new, but the whole movie was great to watch. i loved it.

Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Johnny english 2 reviews



kiss my ass (he's outside and eating grass)!!!
whoever calls it a comedy movie, might have not watched johnny english 1 or has no teeth at all.
boring, mood spoiling.
hey! I'M NO DOCTOR, but if you have sleeping problems then just watch it! 

Saturday, 24 March 2012

GHOST RIDER


GHOST RIDER 2
Let me tell you what I think about the movie.
I want my money back!
Seriously man what the hell happened to Nicholas cage, his movies used to be good at least sensible. But ghost rider too man wish I could be the rider then I would go burn the soul of the writer for torturing me and my friends.

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

once


Once upon a time, I was in a train.
Murmuring a rhyme, leaning by the window pane.
The pane glass was a vibrator,
And I got a free massager.

Suddenly, the massager stopped.
Nothings for free, I thought.

I opened my eyes, but I couldn’t see.
Darkness was the poet, who created this irony.

Faces were same, same as knight.
Then came a fire fly, in the night.
It was a nokia n-90, glowing in the dark.
My mouth went open and heart started to bark.

Her face was brighter then the light falling on it.
My heartbeat got faster but still the blood slowing in it.
She looked up, we had an eye contact.
They were so deep,
black hole was no more a fiction subject.
I tried to move my face to the right,
But hit a man’s head with holy might.
Between the two sounds of ouch,

I heard a sweet giggle.
She was laughing,
And my heart jingle.

Then she made me her fan,
Gave her seat to an old men.
Then she came straight to me,
Inside was a tsunami.
My heart just ran but brain said man,
Just act like who gives a damn.
Then she stopped, and with her the train stopped.
It was her spot, she looked me in the eyes,
And my heart at last completely stopped.
The gate opened, I looked away.
She had grabbed my heart and was taking it away.
She stepped out, a sigh came from my mouth.

It was like the time had completely stopped,
I was not in the mood to think and my heart had popped.
What should I do?
Should I go?
Maybe she liked me too?
I should go?
One after the other questions kept coming.
But please give me one answer I was hoping.
Then came the voice,
Dear travelers don’t forget to take your luggage.
I thought what a noise,
Old man stood up “she forgot her package”.
I said who did? Meant where?
He said here will you give it to her, please.
I smiled and took it spoke “sir, at ease”.
Then came the message “please stand clear of the door”.
I ran with all my might and just past the closing door.
Ran as fast as I can, on the turn.
And bang hit the same girl.
 She was on the ground I was over her.
I was falling right into the dark hole,
She was smiling back pass through my soul.
And the story begin.













my first crush


My first ‘CRUSH’

My frist crush’s b’day.
I had a great day.
We studied till five.
Then I left the bee hive.
Hoping for some day return.
And see you like as same when we were children.
When I returned,
My heart was hardened.
And you had softened.
When we worked on the project’s,
If you remember ur was the bio gas.
It was a great time,
And u were just fine.
After one year came the golden time,
When we were in the same class for some time.
You were cute,
But ur mouth never mute.
But now u r somewhere far,
I hope u’ve the happy hours.
Atleast u are with u r best friend,
And believe me that can even change hell to heaven.
I was late in wishing u the happy b’day.
But I hope u were happiest person on earth on ur b’day.
Whenever u’ll die…Please remember not to say good bye.
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………[shreyansh.jain]

Monday, 18 April 2011

my best ten ANIMATED! movies

these are my some latest top noted animated movies, there are besides much better movies created in the past, but if we look at latest graphics and effects the whole new era of animations has begun.

  • Ratatouille : "this movie made me hungry and eat my brains i.e go crazy for the animated movies".


  • Waltz with Bashir : "this movie made me realize the versatility in animations".
  • How to train your dragon : "who said long movies are not enjoyable, an ultimate fun loving ride".

  • Kung fu panda : "for those who have not watched this movie,put this at the last of your bucket list, coz  you gonna die of laughter after that".

  • Marry and Max : "it's a real story, with a puppet type animations same used in the nightmare before the Christmas party. it makes you :'(".

  • Wall-E : "a fascinating look in the future, humans have created the most expensive software LOVE and installed it in a small robot".

  • Persepolis : "women have proven themselves in yet another field and in yet another country Iran, a great picture of the Iran's  civil war from a different angle or i must say angel".

  • Princess Mononoke : "this movie focuses on the least focused (on the contrary to it's importance) topic in todays time i.e human and it's impact on nature".

  • Horton hears a Who : "creativity at it's best. the most creative film I've ever seen".

  • UP : "up up and up he goes to find some adventure in his life, a beautifully narrated movie and spell bound animations. loved it".





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  • besides these there are also some more funny, creative movies but according to me these are the best "I've seen so far"